Wednesday, June 29, 2016

The Singing Ringing Tree

The German title sounds way better, Das singende, klingende Bäumchen (Say that ten times fast!). 

This children's film about the Veruca Salt of princesses, is short and sweet and sends a great message (much nicer than Struwwelpeter). The fake sets, strange animals and miniature landscapes, actually add to it's charm. 

Wiki quotes an Amazon.com quote from Roger Thomas, "Imagine a fairy tale conceived by Wagner and directed by Fritz Lang, with nods in the direction of The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari and German expressionism, and you'd be close." He forgot to mention plot points and themes from Taming of the Shrew, Willy Wonka, Beauty and the Beast, Doctor Doolittle and H. R. Pufnstuf.


Sunday, June 26, 2016

42 Reasons to LOVE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. Musical Production


2. The Narrator



3. Martin Freeman

4. Towel Armament

5. Mos Def

6. The Vogon

7. Sam Rockwell



8. "I found the imagery quite effective."

9. "Resistance is useless!"

10. Starship Heart of Gold

11. Infinite Improbability Drive

12. Sunny Disposition Doors





13. Zooey Deschanel


14. Lightsaber Toasting Knife


15. Alan Rickman/Warwick Davis as Marvin


16. Detects What You're Craving Replicator


17. Bless You John Malkovich


18. "I checked The Guide for the best way to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere, it said "don't"."

19. Slapping Shovels

20. Emergency Escape Pod Windshield Wipers


21. "She's lying. She's skinny, and she's pretty, and she's lying!"

22. "Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue."

23. Love and Kisses, Zaphod

24. Bureaucratic Paperwork






25. "To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes."

26. "Go with a hunch of a man who's brain is fueled by lemons?"

27. "I wonder if it will be friends with me. Hello Ground!"


28. Portals

29. Magrathea Sunset



30. Helen Mirren as Deep Thought


31. Bill Nighy

32. "Doing the coast lines was always my favorite. And, we used to have endless fun doing the little fiddly bits around the fjords."

33. "It may disturb you. It scares the willies out of me."

34. "Ever heard of a place, I think it's called Norway? That was one of mine, I got an an award for it."

35. Point of View Gun

36. "It won't affect me. I'm already a woman." (Maybe the best line ever!)

37. Factory Floor

38. Earth Groomers

39. "Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy."

40. Closed Gate

41. Trailer Stove

42. "In the name of liberty, and freedom, and people, and... stuff... let's do that again!"


Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Jailhouse Rock

Elvis has magic lips. 

Now as for hips, I'll get to that in a minute. 

Here's how the magic works. Vince (Elvis) eyes up a woman, comments on her weight and assets, insults her and then, when he isn't the center of attention, commences having a temper tantrum; throwing his guitar around. But none of this matters, because Vince knows something that she doesn't. All he has to do is lean in and wham! All is forgotten. This isn't an isolated incident for on a date with another girl, he completely ignores her. No need for the energy it takes to have a conversation. Pow! All is forgiven.

About those hips. I didn't quite have the experience of, "Elvis, Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me!" His dancing was sort of herky jerky with a hitch in his getalong. If I wanted that kind of dancing, I'd go with the much more entertaining James Cagney.

Sunday, June 19, 2016

State Fair (1945)

Last summer, I took my kids to the state fair to hear my brother's high school jazz band perform. Because we were there at the tail end of the fair's run, withered rows of produce and resigned livestock failed to capture any of our enthusiasm. Outside, it started to rain so we hurried past the dingy food carts of deep fried Coke and bacon wrapped bacon to wait it out under the awning of a ticket booth. Upon finding out the exorbitant prices for the rides, I put our options to the vote. Unanimously, we chose to go to a Chinese restaurant instead. Goodbye fair, we won't be back. Egg foo young wins out again.

It's fortunate that I hadn't shown them State Fair before our foray. Instead of everyone being mildly disappointed, I could have had a full revolt on my hands. For what State Fair does best is paint a very pretty picture of an impossibly perfect celebration. Reality can never measure up. That's sort of the point of a folk musical; to bring people back to a simpler time through a memory of myth. The good ole' days shouldn't be scrutinized to closely when musical escapism is afoot. In every aspect, this film fits the folk musical mold: family centric, ritualistic and cyclic (day, season, life).

Unfortunately, these elements created a dreadfully dull second half. I couldn't care less if the pig won the prize or if the homemade pickles got a ribbon. After a certain point the only thing keeping me involved was Dana Andrews. Sigh. This is him below. Get a load of the suit and dress--I didn't see anything like that on my outing. Also of note, this is the cutest scene in the film--the highlight for me.




This is the brother and he's a schmuck. I won't get into his story, which I disliked the whole of, but suffice it to say he is one. But, along side him is the wonderful Harry Morgan--another highlight.









I stopped the film for a few minutes so I could study this campsight. Can you imagine such a perfect set up? Cordoned of private space with an outdoor kitchen and a token tent for those that want to rough it. Each of their meals was on dinnerware, with linens. I didn't think the mom would ever get a chance to enjoy the fair, but the prop people took care of everything and she was able to have a fine time.



Some memorable songs, Jeanne Crain and, of course, Dana Andrews keep me from giving away the DVD. And, it's a sight better than the 1962 version.